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Welcome to my portfolio. I'm a former humanoid of the deep and proud owner and ringmaster of a tongue-eating louse circus. Come and look inside. I’ve got plenty to offer, or hire me already! I’m clean and reliable, still have all of my teeth, and have worked with some cool cats like The New Yorker, Puma, The New York Mets, Budweiser, Apple, The Washington Post, and many others.

Want to reach out to grab coffee and talk movies for hours? I’m game too! Hit me up at diego@diegopatino.com or fill out the contact form. Always happy to meet new friends.

Thanks for stopping by, and remember #KuatoLives