Ø.: The room had already apologized.

Ø.: The witness was never manufactured.

Ø.: Moisture recognizes no hierarchy.

From Magnificent Obsessions to Gooey Possessions: Every Movie That Visited My Retinas Between July 8–13, 2026.

From Existential Dread in Post-Apocalyptic Poland to Rat-Faced Cunts: Every Movie That Visited My Retinas Between June 28 and July 6.

A reluctant illustrator's recurring affair with football.

What I’ve been up to for the past two weeks. Mostly. April 3 - 17, 2026.

“The Pentagon’s Favorite Tech Guy Is This Hawaiian Shirt-Wearing Founder.”

DESPITALIS EXONOGUNIANUS

D'où viennent les plasmadorfiens ?

Beware of the Grumbofreezoid.

The life cycle of the begins within the Pigeon Lament Tree, a perennial organism distinguished by its chalk-colored cambium and audible internal movements that resemble a bird wailing infused with ineffable pain.

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Who is the Ivory Man?

I highly recommend asking a snake (or a spider—I have nothing against spiders; spiders are great) how it feels to molt.